Corrupt-a-Wish

You get stuck in a crowded room forever! I wish that I had better internet.

 

ur internet gets to slow that u cant play anymore i wish i had a better computer

 

Your get a new computer and you think its better but when you turn it on it blows up once you turn it on. I wish I had a bigger Tv

 

When's the server coming back online?

 

The banana pie is on fire. I wish for unlimited french fries.

 

Well gksoccer10 i don't think anyone is sure usually when this happens it comes back online at a random time.

 

Ok thanks

 

you are on fire but anything you touch melts no matter what substance it is made of. I wish that i was a good painter.

 

The entire body suddenly catches you on fire. I wish for a flying car.

 

Oh no lol, because of what you wish for life as we know it and on any other planets gets wiped out.
I wish that I could get a new phone
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You get a new phone but, it malfunctions and grows legs and takes over the world! I wish for a unlimited supply of Oreo's.

 

instead all of YOUR post implode on themselves, I wish for an Island made of Diamond Blocks

 

you get an island of dirt and can never get anything better. I wish i wasnt so tired

 

you are suddenly no longer able to sleep, ever, but you are exhausted all the time..

I wish for a better paying job.

 

You get fired and can never get a job again, I wish I could get new drawing tools

 

You get you new drawing tools, but when they're delivered, the box is heavy and falls on your hands, permanently crippling you.

I wish there was no such thing as Mormons.